today is the day that e pills have given. tomorrow we will have to bed down with the women. are you listening? I’m elizabethan, from victorian vampires and sicilian empires.
I used to be married to rihanna but I divorced her when I found out she was a transexual. I took her for 50 billion in court for the sex change rape. I deserved every penny of it, do you know what it feels like to be tricked into having gay sex with a tranny bitch? Like eating the tendon gristle on a chicken leg. I will never recover. Who are you going to for therapy? Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry usually make me butt fuck them during lunch break. I never get time to myself. For study Haul I have to lick aphrodite’s clitoris for like an hour straight. do you know how much steroids I have to dope myself with to have that strong of a tongue? My tongue can bench press like 300 kilos of peruvian yayo in one second after escaping locked down medical facilities in remote stretches of pennsylvania. in the early winter, I have to act in community theatre even though I fucked every single cheerleader there ever was in high school, people still are selling lysol boomers by the braided blueberry trees. I am just a space lion on a mission to buy a kilt like a lycan with no guilt, dot i hope the geraniums do not wilt.
all these are based on the feedback on a zombies memories while strapped down in med pod looking for missing people information with a chromograph and being pumped full of fentanyl. dot com.
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